Real men of genius. Here's to you, trailer towing F-250 guy. In a world where idiotic driving is commonplace, you are a clear standout. (Rocker voice: "Dumbest of the Dumb!") Knowing your exit is coming up in a quarter mile, do you stay in your lane and patiently wait to turn off? Why would you do a damn fool thing like that? (Rocker: "Sense is for sissies!") You cross not one, not two, but all three lanes of traffic in a single swoop, to pass the cars in each. But wait, what's that you see over there? Why, it's the lane where you started. And God knows you have to get back to it immediately. (Rocker: "EXIT!")
To paraphrase the great John Fitzgerald Kennedy, some people see things that are and ask why. You see my car in the lane next to you and ask, why not... nearly smash off the front of it with my rusty-ass steel trailer. (Rocker: "Defy the laws of physics!") In one smooth motion, you fly back across the lanes with a careless ignorance that reminds me of... carelessly ignorant people. (Rocker: "DICK!") In a time when there obviously isn't enough death and destruction in the world, in a place where traffic backups are as common as a morning cup of coffee, we salute you, Mr. Trailer Towing F-250 Guy. (Mr. Trailer Towing F-250 Guy....)
Dude,
ReplyDeleteSorry about that, I was in a hurry to get to Wal-Mart.